It's time for me to come clean.

Now that Anna Nicole Smith has dropped dead (making room for someone else to make a living at being famous for being famous), it seems everyone is coming forward to claim they are the father of her stands-to-possibly-inherit-a-fortune baby.

They';re all liars, each and every one of them. I know this, because I am the father of the baby! I was the one who Anna Nicole was doing the horizontal flab-shimmy with when she got knocked up!

The Mystery Man has been revealed!